Use tongs to attack snakes - gets killed - says it all!!!Pity the thugs who use tongs to attack snakes seek to attack Snakebusters using false names on a chat forum because we don't!
A little poem I have stuck on the fridge.The ****er from down under has made another blunder,He's lost the plot entirely and keeps putting others down'His credibility is in tatters, but it doesn't seem to matter'He doesn't seem to know that he's the herp worlds foremost clown.After what he did on television, what a dreadful sight'Those who know of this performance ask how he sleeps at night'But he doesn't, thats the answer this ray of sunshine stays awake'Planning yet more mischief , while playing with his snake.Words of common usage he claims just for his own'His arrogance apparent as he sits upon his throne'In his world of litigation he thinks he is the king'But overwhelming opinion is he's just a ding a ling.He knows his way around the courts, though his record isn't great'He's turned so many people off him, its just as well he's his own best mate'And if he wants another trademark, ****ER would suit well'No-One could argue with it as his actions clearly tell.And if you wonder why he keeps it up, why he won't give us a break'Its because a small part of his anatomy, is paired, just like a snake...