Q: Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?
A: Someone else's!
Q: What do you do if you find a poisonous snake in your toilet?
A: Wait till he's finished!
Q: Why can't you trust snakes?
A: They speak with forked tongues!
Q: What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?
A: A boa constructor !
Q: What do snakes write at the bottom of their letters?
A: With Love and Hisses!
Q: What do you give a sick snake?
A: Asp-rin !
Q: What did the python say to the viper?
A: I've got a crush on you!
Q: In which river are you sure to find snakes?
A: The Hiss-issippi River!
Q: What did the snake give to his wife?
A: A goodnight hiss!
Q: What do snakes do after they fight?
A: Hiss and make up!
Q: What do you get if you cross a snake with a pie?
A: A pie-thon!
Q: What is a snake's favorite subject?
Q: What type of snake does a baby play with?
A: A rattlesnake!
Q: What's a snake's favorite school subject?
A: Math, because it's an adder
Q: Why are snakes hard to fool?
A: They have no legs to pull!